No the world does not stop.....Sweden decides tonight. But more importantly your digital flies on the wall have been out and about in Stockholm to bring you the news you really want.......who did what, to whom and how many times!!!!!
And now that we have finally worked out how to stop the text being blue, instead of white, we can continue
First introductions go to our new spy-cam. He is called F.L.Y., originally enough, and he has spent the last 24 hours scouring the streets of Stockholm looking for MF performers, ESCNation message board heros, naughty goings on and the occasional CD to add to it's collection.
Sadly there was an accident on the Metro yesterday and the last thing that went through F.L.Y's mind before it died was it's bum. Full funeral rights were observed and then we went out to party. Donations to mark F.L.Y.'s short life can be sent to Moderators@escnation.com. Cash only please:))
We are British and so reserve the right to moan about the weather that we have had this year during the long dreary winter that seems to go on forever. I think we should take a leaf out of the Swedes book and simply return to collect our bikes in May!!!!!!
And another thing......this year's theme seems to be PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everywhere. Personally I blame Norway!
And onto the pictures that you know you want to see really. If you don't know who these people are then you really should ask someone. The Doctors that wear white coats and carry straight-jackets will be able to tell you, just before they remove most of the following people to the local funny-farm:)
"Did someone just say that the bar is serving free drinks? Really? Free you say? How the hell am I going to get this smile of my face now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Oh look it's the UK act the Miss Fitz.......no wonder Pete Waterman didn't put them through. I'd be really quite scared to be honest. 
"you like my song........really......you do?.......ahhhhhh go ON you're just saying that to keep me happy. But you know actually we are going to be doing lots of work on it.......BLAH BLAH BLAH" Next.
Globen now has a mini-me baby Globen attached to it on the outside. We were not brave enough to do the little trip to the top.......and besides there was NO BAR when you got there, very little to see and KOM was playing in the shopping centre.....far more important than a vertical chou-chou train
"And I said, Don't you go doin' dat to me missy......""oh I hear you honey-pie......really I do......but put your arm down that BIATCH Mike has got the camera out AGAIN!!"
Huggies. Marianne is laughing 'cos Drew just told her that the UK song is not his number one.........well not yet anyway. You heard it here first......
This person on the other hand LOVES the UK song soooooooooooooooooo much that his face contorts into this whenever it's played. OH DEAR
And the winner, by an absoulte mile and a half was the HOTTEST girl there all night long. Welcome to Anthi. Our new Message Board Hero. She is STUNNING and we were all fighting for her attention last night like spoilt school children. We let Geert win. Then Noel and I bitched about it:))))
And finally, for today at least, the most random thing of the weekend so far was approximately 20 British crazies watching the UK National Final in a British pub in the middle of some backstreet in Stockholm, drinking warm beer and trying hard not to wet ourselves with laughter. Hummmmmmmmmmmm!
and thanks from us two for a great night out. We had a blast as usual, drank far too much and hope to do the same thing all over again tonight. But only if KOM wins.Huggies from us:))
