Alcoholics? Us? Never

The institution that is known as the ESC Nation Message Board meet-up arrived in the Fair City of the Emerald Isle...........Yes Dublin we are here, we're queer and we're not going shopping.

We arrived late afternoon and even though we texted everybody, nobody replied. So of round the town to get barrings and find out where we were meeting later. We discovered later on that the boys from Scandi land got of the airport bus and the FIRST building they saw happened to be a pub..........a gold star goes to the person who can guess what happened next......

Back to the hotel and finally someone got in touch, Sir Roger of Norwayia with Lady Carly of Americania were at the Hotel........a swift Vodka later and of we all went to the Korean dog slaughter house........I mean restaurant for dinner.........

There was sat waiting patiently young MerseyMike, swiftly followed by the ever glamorous Egle. Drinks were taken and we awaited the rest of the alcoholics..........the following is a selection of what happened next...........


This was the face Sild pulled when informed by the bar staff that "no there is no more Vodka, you'll have to have a soft drink, we do a selection, would you like to see a menu?"

Nuff said really, there wasn't blood but it was a close call......



A most welcome addition to the maniacs was Fatima from Iran. She was quite shy at first but soon got into the swing of things when Sild tried to tell her that facial hair is not really acceptable in Ireland. An appointment was made for the clinic for today and we expect to see her later at the Guinness Tour resplendent in less restrictive attire:)))))))))))))




"Why didn't anybody tell me that it wasn't as big as my left arm and really it was only a diddy one.......about the size of the shape I'm making with my other hand. I am of course referring to the size of the glass that my drink came in........tsk tsk tsk......you naughty thinking people you"


Look into my eyes, not around the eyes, into the eyes.........now you're under.....**Steals drink from under you're nose**

We were of course very sensible, well someone had to be, and left early to go to bed. Still feel like shit today but that could be more to do with the **coughs** nightcap in the room.

We know you love a bit of group action so here are some teasers before the main event tonight....



Hands above the table please boys.......




AND finally......a big fat gold star to the first person who can name the MBer underneath Jonas hair.........